"Orchids have very little food value and are hard to grow in this climate.It amuses the Great Tyrant to resent the expense of feeding orchids to slaves."
This one doesn't totally count as a "geeky dude anthem" in that it is missing some sort of horny misfit quality, but it's pretty geeky, regardless.
This is featured in Revenge of the Nerds during a kick ass party with the Omega-Moos. ONCE I KARAOKED THIS SONG OUT OF TUNE IN AN AMERICAN LEGION HALL AND GOT TO GESTURE TO MY BOOBS.